My identify is Caitlin and up until eventually forty-eight hours in the past I had never:
Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public on the best of my lungs, abducted somebody or -- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?
Now i am in penitentiary and i've no thought what i'll tell:
The police, my mom and dad, the mayor, all of these digital camera crews and everybody on Twitter.
i've got simply spotted that:
My nostril is pierced and that i have-WAIT? IS TATTOO?
I blame one individual for this complete insane weekend:
My well-known cousin.
who's additionally my former top friend.
Who i've got HATED for the prior 4 years.
Who I omit like loopy. NO I DON'T!!!!
it is all YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!
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Funny tales. [1. Cousins—Fiction. 2. Actors and actresses—Fiction. three. Singers—Fiction. four. funny tales. ] I. identify. II. identify: It’s your entire fault. PZ7. R8792It 2016 [Fic]—dc23 2015015697 First version, February 2016 conceal images by means of Michael Frost, � 2016 Scholastic Inc. disguise layout by means of Elizabeth B. Parisi e-ISBN 978-0-545-46497-0 All rights reserved lower than overseas and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. No a part of this book could be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, opposite engineered, or kept in or brought into any info garage and retrieval procedure, in any shape or in any way, no matter if digital or mechanical, referred to now or hereafter invented, with out the specific written permission of the writer. for info relating to permission, write to Scholastic Inc. , realization: Permissions division, 557 Broadway, big apple, long island 10012.