Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Girls Only: Mystery, History, Gossip, and Secrets (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for Kids Only)

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

We locked the undesirable boys on the BRI within the water closet and enable the fairer gender run issues for your time. the end result: For ladies Only! You’ll find a mystery stash of cheeky tales written for women of every age (but generally pre-teens and teens). In what different publication could you discover fortune-telling assistance during the a long time, the recipe for romance Potion #9, and the beginning of undies? In no different e-book on the planet! So free up your internal goddess with . . .

- the lady who invented the bulletproof vest
- The Hungarian countess who killed for her attractiveness secret
- Ten teenager gals who turned millionaires (and spent it wisely)
- weapons and roses: the real-life tale of Annie Oakley
- The not-so-glamorous lifetime of a manner model
- The princess diaries: awful stories of intermarriage one of the royal families
- What motion picture stars put on in the course of “nude” scenes and different cinema secrets
And a lot, a lot more!

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